Archive for February, 2008

Scarlett Johannson will date you for charity (Pity sex not included)

Scarlett Johannson could be yours for an entire evening. Provided you have a buttload of cash and win a charity auction on eBay. Scarlett goes up for bidding on Sunday, so start digging in those couch cushions. You’ll get a chance to help those in need and possibly see some cleavage. It reminds me of […]

Kim Kardashian helps the homeless

Kim Kardashian gave a homeless man $20 outside the Gucci store yesterday. This would’ve been a nice humanitarian moment if, after the cameras were off, Kim didn’t smother the man to death with her monster rack and take back the $20. The dude didn’t mind though. He was going to drive his wheelchair onto the […]

Britney Spears' pregnancy rumors continue

The Britney Spears’ pregnancy rumors continue. Earlier in the week it was Star, now it’s Life & Style. No doubt the two have formed an alliance to grip the country in fear. An eyewitness for Life & Style claims Britney looks “totally pregnant.” (Direct quote. I shit you not.) However, if Britney isn’t pregnant it’s […]

Olsen Twins asked to pose for Playboy

Hugh Hefner wants the Olsen twins to pose nude for Playboy. Looking at these pictures from God knows when, (Are those two ever together anymore?) I’m now thoroughly convinced that old Hugh is blind as hell. Star has the details:
After striking out when the twins turned 18, Hugh tried again, hoping they would pose for […]

Jamie Lynn Spears was an accident

Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears’ uncle William Spears is all about airing the family’s dirty laundry. Apparently Jamie Lynn herself was an accident just like the child in her belly that may or may not be Casey Aldridge’s. Jamie Spears had a vasectomy after Britney was born, but yet somehow Lynne ended up pregnant. The […]


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