Archive for April, 2008

Kim Kardash- Sweet Mother of Mammaries…

Kim Kardashian and her sister Khloe continued their Amazonian assault on fashion by stopping by the Jimmy Choo Launch Event today in Australia. Hopefully these photos will restore your eyesight after the Amy Winehouse post. My peepers healed so much I actually grew a third one. No, wait, that’s a zit. I really need to […]

Amy Winehouse: I gots me a hickey, I do, I do

Welcome to another exciting edition of “Amy Winehouse’s Batshit Front Door Theater.” In this installment, Amy shows off her new love bite. She claims it’s a gift from her incarcerated husband Blake during this morning’s visit. Unfortunately, Amy was never taught the difference between a hickey and an attempted stab wound from a prison shank. […]

Tyra Banks gets her own holiday, you still have to work

Tyra Banks celebrates her 500th episode of The Tyra Banks Show today. She stopped by The View (video after the jump) to announce that Mayor Bloomberg has officially proclaimed today “The Tyra Banks Show Day.” Sadly, it’s not a national holiday and I should probably stop downing this champagne. But it’s so bubbly! Anyway, while […]

Joe Francis offers Ashley Dupre $1 mil - again

Ashley Dupre is currently suing Joe Francis for $10 million claiming she was tricked into filming for Girls Gone Wild. Being the saint that he is, and I wholeheartedly mean that, Joe put his $1 million offer back on the table for Ashley. All she has to do is tour with Girls Gone Wild and […]

David Blaine holds his breath for 17 minutes, breaks world record

David Blaine broke the Guiness World Record today for holding one’s breath. David held his breath underwater for 17 minutes 4 seconds. That’s pretty amazing considering one time I got water up my nose in the shower and fled my house in terror. Probably should’ve grabbed a towel first…. The AP reports:
The feat was broadcast […]


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