Archive for May, 2008

Heidi Montag in a bikini: Now with more balcony!

These are the latest batch from Heidi Montag’s posed-as-all-hell bikini shoot. I’m actually impressed that her chest balloons didn’t glide her right off the balcony and out to sea. Clearly, this proves there is no God or at the very least he doesn’t hear my prayers. Time for a new tactic: Voodoo. Now that’s some […]

Mila Kunis is seriously hot 24/7

natural beauty (adj.) - 1: The morning light through a bottle of beer. 2: Mila Kunis no matter what the fuck she’s doing. I mean, shit, here she is pumping gas yesterday and now I get aroused whenever someone mentions Exxon. 3: Polar opposite of Heidi Montag.

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50 Cent's ex says house fire was murder attempt

A house that’s in the center of a court battle between 50 Cent and Shaniqua Tompkins, the mother of his son Marquise, suspiciously went up in flames early this morning. Shaniqua is saying the fire was attempted murder and she distinctly heard someone in the house before the fire, according to TMZ:
The lawyer for 50 […]

Katie Holmes is beyond gone

These are images of Katie Holmes as she moved to New York City this week to prepare for her role in the Broadway production of All My Sons. And looking into those eyes, I’ve now seen the depths of crazy. Dammit, she used to be hot! Tom Cruise has gone way, way too far. Someone’s […]

Angelina Jolie's uterus still chock full o' baby

While our constant vigil of Kim Kardashian’s buttpad raged on, rumors started spreading that Angelina Jolie birthed her litter today. People has the official word from Angelina’s rep that these rumors are false:
“Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE.
So, […]


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