Archive for August, 2008

Happy Labor Day Weekend!

As I’ve often said for many years, “It doesn’t get more American than ogling a British lingerie model (Katie Downes) walking the streets of ole’ London town.” Cohesion: It’s what for dinner I started drinking at noon. SHAZAM!
Happy Labor Day Weekend, everybody! See you jokers on Tuesday.

Photos: Flynet, Splash News
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John McCain picks a lady to be his Vice President

It’s a Friday before a holiday weekend, so what the hell? Let’s talk about John McCain (Hey, he’s a celebrity too!) and his sans penis vice presidential pick today: Alaskan governor Sarah Palin. Here’s the word from Reuters:
Palin, 44, a self-described “hockey mom,” is a conservative first-term governor of Alaska with strong anti-abortion views, […]

Kim Kardashian to incrementally reveal her ass on Dancing with the Stars

Kim Kardashian is training hard for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars and is prepared to reveal more and more of her infamous butt as the show progresses. There’s nothing using a woman’s astronomically large ass that once starred in a porno as a source of family entertainment. God bless you, ABC! People […]

Heidi Montag is a 'cheap' whore, says fashion industry (I might've added the whore part)

In a glaring example the Apocalypse is at hand, The Hills is a hot commodity these days. Major fashion designers send thousands of dollars worth of clothing to Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge. However, Heidi Montag is left out of this circle of love because, obviously, she has the public persona of a retarded hooker. […]

Demi Moore once hosed down lesbians with her breast milk, says Madonna's brother

At an after-party for Madonna’s recently launched Sticky & Sweet Tour, her brother Christopher Ciccone felt the mood was right for sharing a lactating Demi Moore anecdote with The Sun. But, then again, when isn’t the mood right for a Demi Moore story about breast milk? (Answer: Christmas dinner. I’ve been shunned.):
He said: “We went […]


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